Author: alicewgold

I would like to state that I am a brunette, but now I am a mix of grey, white, brown, and blonde. I would also like to say that I am 150 pounds, but that would be a boldfaced lie. How about I say I am work in progress because that is the truth? A beautiful work in progress. I love the sound of my fingers tapping on the keyboard and my greatest hope is that something that I write will lift someone else on their journey.

Fit and forte

Here’s a good excuse, next time you want to make one for NOT exercising.

One manly man

There may be eleven ways to die in Australia, but don’t fret, Superman resides in Australia too. This hubby gave an all new meaning to living down under.

Man, LG can only hope for an opportunity such as in this news story to show his bravery. If he was to jump on the back of a crocodile for me and repeatedly poke it in the eyes to prove his chivalry, there is no telling what I would do to show my gratitude. I may even start ironing his shirts!

The Earth has officially been flooded

What do Snoop Doggy Dog and the Book of Mormon have in common?

They could very well both be victims of a crazy blogger snapping a photo or photoshop (you decide)

Check it out on Mia’s blog. Thanks to Renee for the link…it most definitely made my day.

And, as for the post title. Here is the quote from a Latter-day prophet, Ezra Taft Benson: “The Book of Mormon is the instrument that God designed to ‘sweep the earth as with a flood, to gather out [His] elect’ (Moses 7:62). This sacred volume of scripture needs to become more central in our preaching, our teaching, and our missionary work.” Ensign, Oct 2005, 60–62

Pizza Hut

Would someone really shoot a man to get a free pizza? Nobody’s shooting this pizza man.

As Glenn Reynolds says, “Uh huh. Good thing he didn’t listen (to pizza hut’s policy for pizza deliverers to NOT carry guns) or he might be being carried by six instead of subjected to mealy-mouthed HR flackery from one. “

I am glad this lowly pizza guy is safe, but I have to admit that I am an idealist that wished we lived in a society where NO ONE would be packing a gun. But, if the bad guys are going to have guns, then it is only fair that the good guys are equipped with one too.

Speaking of Pizza Hut, have you tried thier new PizzaMia? If you buy 3 pizzas, you can get a Little Ceasar’s type deal with more flavor…$5 a pizza. The downside, you can’t order the dilectable crazy bread and you have 3 pizzas that you have to eat!

Another funny dead story

Nice try…next time this burglar needs to wear a suit when he is working….just in case.

It’s not a walk, it’s a hike..

And if everyone would take one every day, we would need a lot less therapy in this world. Especially if you take it with a friend who listens as well as a therapist!

I knew there was a reason I am in a bad mood today…I am going to miss my hike at Valerie’s Countryside Spa. So sad.

Child Abuse or Not?

I have always thought that MySpace was stupid. These people need to get a blog and tell about their life behind bars.

I thought about “pretend duct taping” my kids to a chair just to take a pic for my blog, but I guess it is not such a good idea.

Weird

April Fool’s? You decide.

Underpaid Profession

I would NEVER want to be a teacher for various reasons that I don’t have to go into right now..I must sleep.

I honor and love teacher and am so grateful for them, but they are so under appreciated by society as a whole it is pathetic…it looks as if students are treating their teachers at an all new level of low.

The world just isn’t the same…what happened to kids being kids? When I was in High School it was considered way CRAZY just to spit in the teacher’s coffee when she wasn’t looking.