There may be eleven ways to die in Australia, but don’t fret, Superman resides in Australia too. This hubby gave an all new meaning to living down under.
Man, LG can only hope for an opportunity such as in this news story to show his bravery. If he was to jump on the back of a crocodile for me and repeatedly poke it in the eyes to prove his chivalry, there is no telling what I would do to show my gratitude. I may even start ironing his shirts!
alice w. gold 
I have read about doing this to a croc too. It dealt with a child. The child kept punching it in the throat and eyes and it opened its jaws just enough for the parent to pull from danger.
The dingoe ate your baby.