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The Earth has officially been flooded

What do Snoop Doggy Dog and the Book of Mormon have in common?

They could very well both be victims of a crazy blogger snapping a photo or photoshop (you decide)
Check it out on Mia’s blog. Thanks to Renee for the link…it most definitely made my day.

And, as for the post title. Here is the quote from a Latter-day prophet, Ezra Taft Benson: “The Book of Mormon is the instrument that God designed to ‘sweep the earth as with a flood, to gather out [His] elect’ (Moses 7:62). This sacred volume of scripture needs to become more central in our preaching, our teaching, and our missionary work.” Ensign, Oct 2005, 60–62

Pizza Hut

Would someone really shoot a man to get a free pizza? Nobody’s shooting this pizza man.

As Glenn Reynolds says, “Uh huh. Good thing he didn’t listen (to pizza hut’s policy for pizza deliverers to NOT carry guns) or he might be being carried by six instead of subjected to mealy-mouthed HR flackery from one. “

I am glad this lowly pizza guy is safe, but I have to admit that I am an idealist that wished we lived in a society where NO ONE would be packing a gun. But, if the bad guys are going to have guns, then it is only fair that the good guys are equipped with one too.

Speaking of Pizza Hut, have you tried thier new PizzaMia? If you buy 3 pizzas, you can get a Little Ceasar’s type deal with more flavor…$5 a pizza. The downside, you can’t order the dilectable crazy bread and you have 3 pizzas that you have to eat!

Underpaid Profession

I would NEVER want to be a teacher for various reasons that I don’t have to go into right now..I must sleep.

I honor and love teacher and am so grateful for them, but they are so under appreciated by society as a whole it is pathetic…it looks as if students are treating their teachers at an all new level of low.

The world just isn’t the same…what happened to kids being kids? When I was in High School it was considered way CRAZY just to spit in the teacher’s coffee when she wasn’t looking.

How dare you Rita!

Rita has tagged me…I HATE being tagged, but because I love Rita so much and this tag isn’t too invasive I decided to play along.

A: Attached or single: Attached – Very very attached.
B: Best friend: LG – I don’t believe in having any other “best” friends…so high school
C: Cake or pie: Pie with real whipped cream or ice cream…choc cake with milk
D: Day of choice: Friday, Saturday and Sundays are all equally liked
E: Essential item: Baby wipes
F: Favorite type of music: Songs that I can remember the lyrics to sing along.
G: Gummy Bears or Worms: Both!
H: Hometown: Carlsbad, CA
I: Indulgences: ice cream
J: January or July: In TN Jan…anywhere else July
K: Kids: Three lovely daughters
L: Last movie: I have NO idea.
M: Marriage date: August 15
N: Number of Siblings: Six…they are all crazy
O: Oranges or apples: oranges
P: Phobias or fears: oooo.just the thought of a mouse!
Q: Quote(s): Noah Webster ~ “All knowledge begins with wonder”
R: Reason to smile: my husband’s sense of humor
T: Tag four : NOT GONNA DO IT! – any of you can play along
U: Unknown Fact about me: I lived with no running water or electricity for three months of my life.
(I have no idea what the question is for “V” — it wasn’t attached!)
W: Worst Habit: Pulling out my hair – literally.
X: X-rays or Ultrasounds: Strangest question ever, isn’t it?? I choose ultrasounds I guess
Y: Your favorite food: Ice Cream is the perfect food!
Z: Zodiac: Scorpio