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Yuck

Yuck and more yuck! Here is one lawsuit that I thought was warranted.

And, here is one that isn’t. C’mon people. Don’t you think that you are asking a little too much. Wouldn’t lifetime zoo passes more than make up for your five wasted hours? And, they can’t really be considered wasted when you had all those angry baboons to watch, can they?

World Wide Wrestling
I have no idea who Eddie Guerrero is, but I just like to watch grown men cry.
(Happy Birthday to the only man that I don’t like to watch cry. LG is 33)

And, I really want to be in Eddie’s neighborhood in the next life, so that I can witness the embraces of all of the former wrestlers. I could be entertained forever.


Oh, and this video was such a better form of entertainment than the wrestling match that I passed in a parking lot on my way home from Wal-Mart the other night.

I left LG and the girls in the car and ventured into a whole new world of hillbilly.

I thought I had walked into some fictional novel.

And then my camera died.

The End.

Oh, you missed the front view, I am so sorry.

This is the best shot that I got. Notice the classy venue.

Check out the mc’s mullet curl!

More church signs.
My previously posted church signs were recently featured at my new favorite church sign blog.
I told you that I had been pewed.
Church sign guy didn’t get the reference to being benched, but in a church form,
so I thought I would explain that here for my readers.
Here are some recently found signs.
The last is my favorite of the three.
I have to give myself therapy every day to mind my own business.


Whole grains
I forced myself to have Grape Nuts for breakfast a while back.

I added plenty of sugar like the non Weight Watcher girl that I am right now.

As I was chowing down, I read a post that looked like this.

“That looks like such a better form of whole grains”, I thought to myself.
“If I just had that darn Bosch!”

I hope that Marilyn won’t mind that I smuggled her post topic and snagged her picture.
(I’m sure she won’t. She’s good like that. And, heck, I just gave her some link love – Oh, I hate it when people take my topic or idea without a link. It’s just blogging decency people.)

The whole reason for this post is to send you over to Marilyn for a great wheat bread recipe. But, of course, I have to add my take on it.

I have stored her blog post for another day. (Like the day that I want to start eating healthy again and I have my brand new Bosch mixer waiting to be used.)

For now, I am just being tortured with the thought of eating the rest of this Whole Grain cereal.
Thanks for a great tease Marilyn.

My little Grape granules just aren’t good enough now.
Golly, you use enough energy just eating this stuff that it should cancel out the calories.

Where did this cereal get it’s name?
Are these really Grape seeds or something?
Or did they just give it a name with the word grape in it to try and deter you from thinking about the tough and crunchy wheat plant?

O.k…who knew that there was a website called nograpesnonuts?
There’s an actual explanation to the name.

I try to be a good Mormon lady, and follow the prophet by keeping a food storage.

I recently stored wheat. (And, I have to thank my mother in law for the wheat loan here.)

Above is a photo of the wheat that we got about six months back.

Yes, it sat in my living room for quite a while.

We told our self righteous friends that we didn’t want to store the wheat away until we had a chance to talk to all of our friends about the importance of being prepared.

Mormons will let a lot of weaknesses slide if it means your are doing your missionary work.

(But, really, you all just know that I was blogging instead of worrying about the wheat)

If the amount of time it takes a woman to get her wheat into her buckets is a measure of what kingdom of heaven she will earn, I am going to be in big trouble.

Can you say 3 months?

That means that I am going to be in the third kingdom down.

Well, it’s good to know, that I will be in the right place.

You do remember that some of my left over wheat buckets gave me away a while back?

Wow, I guess that God did think of everything.

He made a kingdom just for the white trash of the world.

Revenge on Mommy

Like Cally, I don’t usually like tags and memes and the idea of HERE read about me some more.

And then I slap myself silly and remind myself that my blog’s whole purpose is for other people to read all about me and my ideas.

So, I decided to play along this time because I thought it would be fun.

I don’t look like much fun in this latest photo. LG captured us standing in line.


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Here are questions answered by my children (ahhhh, scary)

1. What is something mom always says to you? Clean up. Go to bed. NO!

2. What makes mom happy? When we let you sleep in.
3. What makes mom sad? When we don’t listen to you.
4. How does mom make you laugh? Put funny stuff about us on your blog. When you embarrass us and take pictures.
5. What was mom like as a child? How are we supposed to know that?

6. How old is mom? 33, 34 (how old am I, I don’t even know)
7. How tall is mom? You never told us before.

7.5. How much does your mom weigh? (I added this one for fun) one hundred somethin’ (yeah if I lose 15 lb)

8. What is mom’s favorite thing to do? Blog

9. What does mom do when you’re not around? Blog, shop

10. If mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Blogging
11. What is mom really good at? Blogging
12. What is mom not good at? Ummmm (long pause – good job, right answer) then she scarred me….losing weight, you keep quitting on everything. (yeah, I liked the first answer better) Ha, now we are embarrassing you! Do you have to put everything I say on there? (Slaps her forehead as I type)

13. What is mom’s job? She used to work at Target, babysitting babies
14. What is mom’s favorite food? edamames (I think she was just trying to repent for the losing weight thing)
15. What makes you proud of mom? I don’t know ….long pause again
16. What do you and mom do together? Nothing, shop.
17. How are you and mom the same? Well, you and Bella both have black hair.
18. How are you and mom different? A lot of ways.
19. How do you know mom loves you? Because you keep telling us over and over again. You give us hugs and kisses (with a look of disgust)

Honorable, huh?

I don’t know if honorable is a word I would use to describe myself, but it feels good to get a prize.

Cally and I both received honorable mentions by the Scribbit July Write-Away contest.

It is awesome to share the honor with the creative master we call Calico. I think it makes my prize seem even greater; somebody has put me as an equal to the domestic queen.

So, thank you to the judge, Damelsfly at growingalife.

And, just a sidenote, my greatest honor was Michelle Mitchell telling me that she loved my post title, Earning My Underoos. I am all about the post title.