Sometimes your really bad boyfriend doesn’t even deserve a decent blow to the head.
Sewage in, sewage out is what I say.
Or, if you must, use the couch.
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alice w. gold 
Wow toilet seat? I would have used the plunger, smart women, disease and ouchy will get ya everytime. he he
funny you should mention old boyfriends, mine just recently emailed me after 8 years to apologize for how we broke things off.
you seem to find the most interesting stories here [http://www.metro.co.uk] they crack me up… I guess we will never hear about the husband killed by kindness.ToOdLeS,ShEiLA
Hmmm… so I can use a toilet seat OR a couch as a weapon? Who knew. People sure are strange and unpredicatable!