News and Media

Wow!

A while back I posted about Britian’s Got Talent.

Here is another contestant that is even more inspiring.

Thanks to Cheryl for the heads up.

Are you kidding me?

I’d take the dairy farm any day. One more example of global warming going too far.

What in the world?

What’s worse? Being hit by a car or promiscuity? A koala answers the question.

And, the hotel workers answered the same question.

Hit him with your best shot.

Sometimes your really bad boyfriend doesn’t even deserve a decent blow to the head.

Sewage in, sewage out is what I say.

Or, if you must, use the couch.

Yuck

Yuck and more yuck! Here is one lawsuit that I thought was warranted.

And, here is one that isn’t. C’mon people. Don’t you think that you are asking a little too much. Wouldn’t lifetime zoo passes more than make up for your five wasted hours? And, they can’t really be considered wasted when you had all those angry baboons to watch, can they?

I beg to differ.

About the smell, not the old people.

Bad Dancing guy

I don’t know who the guy is. I just like to watch grown men dance badly.

I read this news story. It made me feel like dancing.

World Wide Wrestling

I have no idea who Eddie Guerrero is, but I just like to watch grown men cry.

(Happy Birthday to the only man that I don’t like to watch cry. LG is 33)

And, I really want to be in Eddie’s neighborhood in the next life, so that I can witness the embraces of all of the former wrestlers. I could be entertained forever.

Oh, and this video was such a better form of entertainment than the wrestling match that I passed in a parking lot on my way home from Wal-Mart the other night.

I left LG and the girls in the car and ventured into a whole new world of hillbilly.

I thought I had walked into some fictional novel.

And then my camera died.

The End.

Oh, you missed the front view, I am so sorry.

This is the best shot that I got. Notice the classy venue.

Check out the mc’s mullet curl!

Summer Clearance

And, after all the plastic bad news, here is one for those who are a little paranoid and are looking for effective ways to protect yourself against criminals.