You Are a Conservative Chick |
 Like Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Ann Coulter, you’re conservative and proud of it. You speak your mind, even if everyone else around you disagrees. As you see it, you have to stand up for traditional values and what’s right. |
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I changed shoes today.
You Are Bare Feet |
 You are a true free spirit, and you can’t be tied down. Even wearing shoes can be a little too constraining for you at times! You are very comfortable in your own skin. You are one of the most real people around. You don’t have anything to hide. Open and accepting, you are willing to discuss or entertain almost any topic. You are a very tolerant person. You are accepting and not judgmental. You should live: Somewhere warm You should work: At your own business, where you can set the rules |
I must be a freshman.
So, after Lindsey said that her blog was at a High School level,
I decided that my blog had to be as smart as hers.
I tried again..And, look what happened? In the past 8 hours, I have moved up at least one grade.
Wow, my post about being at a junior high level must have boosted me up…cool!
After posting this, I am going to go and try again and see if I can make it through college.
Correct Grammar, What’s that?
Alright Chrys, my blog is smarter than yours! LOL I had to have something since your house is probably 500% more clean than mine 🙂
I’m a Flip Flop
Man, Chrys, I wanted to be barefoot like you. I must have answered one of the five questions of this quiz wrong because although I love flip-flops and wear them all the time…this SO does not accurately describe my personality (or does it? – I hope not)
What kind of shoe are you?
You Are Flip Flops |
 You are laid back and very friendly. Cheery and sunny in disposition, you usually have something to smile about. Style is important to you, as long as you can stay casual. It takes a lot to get you to dress up! You are a loyal and true person, though you can be a bit of a flake. You tend to “play hooky” and blow off responsibilities a lot more than most people. You should live: By the beach |
Are you a witness?
Here’s another reason I love Tennessee. People like this are such an inspiration to me.
I just hope that there are enough people like this left in our generation.
Remember, you don’t have to be a Baptist to be a witness for Christ.
$5.25
We discovered the world’s best pediatric dentist a few years back. His name is Bo Townsend, but he allows his patients and their parents to affectionately call him Dr. Bo.
LG teases me that I have a crush on Dr. Bo, but we all know it is just a joke, and plain not true. I just love Dr. Bo because he is so good with the kids. Him and his office staff make going to the dentist a totally uplifting experience. (and that’s not just because of the monkey mask gas breathing)
Unfortunately, Dr. Bo has no webpage or decent online link, or I would give him some linklove. For locals who may be lookiong for the best pediatric dentist ever, here is his phone number: 865-522-5437
If I had a crush on Dr. Bo before, then I am now in love with the man….he turned my sweet Sophia from a four front tooth pirate into a beauty with a glowing smile. I can’t help but think of Laura Ingalls Wilder every time I see her now. Her new darling smile just makes me so happy.
Sophia posted about her recent tooth extraction experience, here.
Here is what Sophia’s teeth have looked like for the past 6 weeks.
And, then she just had to breathe some of the magic air that made her float in mid-air. This stuff is the true magic, Sophia didn’t even flinch when Dr. Bo was stabbing her with the longest numbing needle I have ever seen.
Can I please get some of that for home?
Nice monkey nose.
Dr. Bo yanked the teeth out while I had stepped out in the hall to talk to Bobbie.
I can’t believe I missed it! (I think that Bobbie was in on the motherly distraction)
Sophia didn’t even know that he had taken them out, now, that’s expertise.
Here are the leftover holes.
And, is this not the cutest smile you have ever seen?
Seriously, I don’t expect it to have the same effect on you, but it just makes me cry….so sweet.
And, we got through all of this without any tears, except for mine when I found out I missed all the action. And, also, I am not counting the tears that were shed while the last affects of the magic gas were wearing off. We were halfway home by this point, and a girl has no control over how that magic gas effects her hormones, does she?
And, the last part of the story. I (being the mom that I am) told that cheap toothfairy that he better pay up good. This girl deserved more than just $1.
Prego Pains
We all know the pain of finding cute maternity clothes that actually fit, but what in the world is the first pregnant man going to do?
Maybe this pregnant girl turned guy could buy some of Nicole Richie’s new line?
It’s just WRONG! As far as I am concerned, this “man” is still a “woman” or she better become a woman again really fast. Last time I checked there is no way a “man” can actually labor and deliver.
And I have living proof…when LG “delivered” his 10mm kidney stone his urologist said that he was going to mail the stone to Japanese doctors who said it was impossible for a man to pass a stone that big.
I guess the Japanese are really going to freak out when they hear a man has passed a baby through his canal!
I have one request – can I be in the room?
Fit and forte
Here’s a good excuse, next time you want to make one for NOT exercising.
One manly man
There may be eleven ways to die in Australia, but don’t fret, Superman resides in Australia too. This hubby gave an all new meaning to living down under.
Man, LG can only hope for an opportunity such as in this news story to show his bravery. If he was to jump on the back of a crocodile for me and repeatedly poke it in the eyes to prove his chivalry, there is no telling what I would do to show my gratitude. I may even start ironing his shirts!
alice w. gold 