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Me and the Seven Deadly Sins

My good friend Rita is a Catholic. I love discussing her beliefs with her. The other day we got into the topic of The Seven Deadly Sins. She had to memorize them when she was in Catholic School or for Catacism or something. I really have no idea what I am talking about. Maybe Rita will correct me in the comments on where she really had to memorize these. But anyway, I came home and looked them up online. I wanted to know how guilty I was.

I guess I could feel exempt since I am not a Catholic, but, you know, I’m a woman, so I always like to find things to guilt myself over. And you know I really have a problem when I don’t have enough guilt in living one of the strictest tenants of faith, that I have to go to another religious sect for a good old fashioned guilt trip.

Here are the seven deadly sins: wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, gluttony.


I am pretty sure that out of all of these seven, my hardest one is gluttony. When I recently saw this picture when I was eight months pregnant and realized that I weighed less then than I do now, I about threw up. I am typing this now as I chow down on a big fat homemade waffle with butter and syrup and a glass of 2% milk. At least it’s not whole milk, right? I am trying to give myself props once in a while, along with the guilt trips.

I need to make this glutony a matter of prayer. It is time to get it under control once and for all. But food is my friend. It is my friend that I go to when things are bad, when things are good, and when things just are. I especially go to food when I have a child who sucks me dry. Because let’s face it…all kids are needy and they can take every last ounce of your energy if you let them. When little ones stretch me to the max, food is a great place to get lost. I always say that once I am done having babies, then I will be more motivated, but it just isn’t true.

I am motivated now, but I just don’t want to give up the fat grams, or the sugar, or the white flour. It’s a disease. Seriously. An addiction. I hate when I eat gluttonously. I feel like crap. I hate exercising and not seeing any results because I just eat more, guilt free, to fill the calories that I have burned. Because after all isn’t that why I walked this morning? So I could have two brownies beyond the one that I shouldn’t have eaten in the first place?

What about you? What’s your hardest sin of the seven. C’mon people. Let’s help each other feel better here.

There is one thing I know. It’s that we all have weaknesses. Some people don’t like to share any of theirs because they want people to think that they are perfect, but I don’t think that allows for God’s grace into your life. I also don’t think it’s being a very good friend.
It’s not that I want to know your trash. Don’t give me nitty gritty details. You can just tell me one of the very broad seven deadly’s. And tell me what you do to try and overcome it. Then I will be validated that I am not alone in the struggle and that you understand and you will reach out for my love and support as I do for yours.
Don’t tell me to go to Weight Watchers. Don’t tell me what I need to do, because I know what I need to do. Tell me what you do to overcome your weakness, and then maybe I can glean some wisdom for my situation. Even if your pet sin is one of the other six, I think that the help we need in overcoming all of them is universal. For instance, prayer, it would help with any of the seven I am sure. Or how about vacation time. Nobody is glutenous on vacation, right?
One thing annoys me in the blogging world. It is the same thing that annoys me in the Christmas Card world. I don’t want to hear your best bragging. I don’t want to see all the pictures of your perfectly matching children who have straight A’s and play five instruments, and went on 10 mission trips, and have 12 pen pals in Zimbabwe. I can handle listening to all of this stuff, if you just add in one or two pieces of the reality with it.
Consider this my best attempt at reality.
Moms are so competitive. I think most of them will have the deadly sin of envy because they feed into the world created by the other moms. Oh, your kid does that? Then they turn around to their husband that evening and say, “I think that little Bobby should do ballet.” Their husband says, “Heck no.” But because the kid of the best friend of your sister’s sister in law is doing it, you don’t want your kid to be outdone. You think, “Why can’t my kid do that? My kid is good. I want to be as good as them. I don’t want them to have more than me. And you perpetuate this onto your children.”
Well, my blog is not one of those places that encourages envy. What works for you, won’t necessarily work for me. And I am wise enough to know that my kids don’t need to compete with your kids. The only person they need to compete with is themselves. And that goes the same for me. Yeah, you may be a Size 2. I don’t care. I don’t want to overcome my love affair with food so that I can look like you. I want to overcome it so that I can overcome it and feel better with what I have accomplished in self improvement.
Come to my blog to feel better. Know I am on the journey with you. I’m imperfect. And I know you are too, whether you want to admit it or not.
Rita just stopped by. We were discussing sloth. I noticed all the cobwebs in the corners of my home. Maybe I have another deadly sin.
Oh no! I can’t breathe. I’m dying. Oh yeah, I’m not Catholic. It’s all good.

Snapshots

Something I love about photography is that
it forces you to live in the moment.

So many NOW moments are lost without being appreciated.
People may get too busy running around,
or worrying about building up that stash of honey.
Or if they are really bad off,
they want to control everything.
I just like to be in the state of being.
As much as possible.

And unlike a lot of people,
I have to work at it.
So it helps to have something to distract me
from worrying, or controlling, or running around crazy.
When I look through the camera lens,
I can truly focus.
And let the other stuff just be in its state of being.
And it feels good to accomplish something.
Like a beautiful picture,
especially while all I was doing was “being”.
And I love that when I get back to craziness,
I have snapshots to remind me
to just “be”.
Who wants to give me some photography lessons?
I think I have some untapped potential.

Give Me Four

Sophia is hilarious.
We’ve already established this.

The other day as we were going through papers in the attic,
we came across the seatbelt that was diamond sawed from her middle finger.
Have I mentioned the girl is our most clutzy?
Yes, she got a seatbelt stuck around her finger like a ring.
The girls were talking about how lucky she was
because they didn’t saw her finger off.
Sophia then held up her hand while bending down her middle finger.
And she said,
“I know, I am really lucky,
if they would have cut my middle finger off,
the rest of my life,
I would have to say,
give me four.”
Then my older less innocent daughter added:
“And you wouldn’t be able to flip anybody off either.”
I don’t think that would have been a problem.
Sophia is not just hilarious, but 100% kind and loving.
She wouldn’t flip off a bird.
And, yes, that is my best attempt at a pun.
And the reason, I am so impressed with
Sophia’s witty humor.
She gets that from her dad’s side of the family.

Motherhood: An Eternal Partnership with God

This morning I was uplifted.
I was encouraged.
I was thanked.
I was given perspective.
I was humbled.
I was honored.
For no other reason than
I am a mother.
Because I am a mother,
I am a partner with God.
My children are so wonderful.
Because they came from God.
Therefore, He helps me,
even when I don’t know it.
I am greatly blessed.

Thank you to my God for the words of a truly inspired Apostle.

On Moonlight Bay

My grandpa John and Grandma Dorothy remind me of
Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire.
Supposedly, they danced beautifully together,
and they sang together in perfect harmony.
I would have liked to have seen it with my own eyes.
One song that they always sang on road trips was
On Moonlight Bay.
My parents, although, maybe a little less talented in the vocal department,
passed on the great tradition to my siblings and I.
I now sing this song with my children.
Four generations, and I hope it will never stop.
I wonder if Grandma and Grandpa could have forseen.
I can’t help but smile as I listen to my girls singing the song in the other room.
They always respond to this song.
I found a video of the song on You Tube,
to pass along.
This is amazing, as the same man does all the parts.
I thought it did justice to the imagined memory I have in my head
of Grandpa John and Grandma Dorothy.
Sing along everyone.
We always echo every line.
It’s more fun that way.
If you really want a blast to the not so distant past
and if you happen to be in love with The Beatles like my Abigail,
go here, and see The Beatles’ version of Moonlight Bay.

Ways to Hurt Bella’s Feelings

Here’s is Abigail’s latest discipline activity.
I think it goes along quite perfectly with her sourface.
I asked her to write 10 ways that she hurts her sister’s feelings.
This was to compliment her essay on what she liked about Bella.
So, I was a little surprised with her finished essay
she entitled Ways to Hurt Bella’s Feelings.
Because it seemed so calculated
instead of reflective.
I will hurt Bella’s feelings by calling her names,
hitting her, kicking her, pinching her, and biting her.

Other ways I’ll hurt her feelings is saying something untrue to her,
taking something away from her, and not caring about her.

Also, I will laugh at her and ignore her.

These are the ways I’ll hurt Bella’s feelings.
She wrote with such fervor,
it’s as if she plans to go and do each of these things.
And, she probably will do at least 6 of the 10.
No matter how good I am as her mother.
And, that, my friends, is the worst part of summer and the only reason I am ready for my children to go back to school every August.