One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment.
He went into the boy’s room and placed on his study table four objects:
a Bible,a silver dollar,a bottle of whiskyand a Playboy magazine ‘I’ll just hide behind the door,’ the old preacher said to himself, ‘when he comes home from school this afternoon,I’ll see which object he picks up.If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he’s going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he’s going to be a no-good drunkard,and, Lord, what a shame that would be.And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he’s gonna be a skirt-chasin’ bum.’
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son’s footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month’s Centerfold.
‘Lord have mercy,’ the old preacher disgustedly whispered, ‘He’s gonna run for Congress!’
VOTE FOR MITT. He’s only got the Bible and the silver dollar.
GREAT JOKE! That is an awesome photo of Mitt. Still just as handsome as then, huh?
That’s pretty funny! LOL
LOL. I love it! Go Mitt
Me again — you have a little something on my blog! 😉
Very funny – I may steal the joke and claim it as my own!>>We’re hearing all about ‘Super Tuesday’ here in the UK – hope your man wins.
Ha, ha.. That was really funny
Hey, I got a job!! Friday I am an ESE Kindergarten teacher. I’ll be teaching 8 kids with disabilities. I have a para for 6 hours in the class, so that’ll be nice! It’s so fun and exciting and scary all at once!!
This is funny. Maybe someday I will get high speed internet so I can watch your yuotube postigs! 🙂 It’s like the dishwasher theory, we can’t seem to upgrade.
so true, isn’t it?