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Election Day

Yesterday the girls came home with the following news:

Abigail: “Mom, I didn’t make student council again. There were two girls and one boy. I think that all the boys voted for the boy and the girl votes got split.”

Sophia: “Mom, I voted for President today. I voted for the other guy. Obama looks too weird. Yeah, the other guy won in the first grade today. Everyone is afraid of Obama.”

Funny that I thought McCain was the one who looks weird. Voldermortish.

It’s a good think we got Palin. She should carry us with the first grade voters and the girl category. Don’t you think?
I’m off to vote. Not that I need to. We know who’s gonna win in Tennessee. We got all kinds of righteous people in this good old fashioned state.

Two Lines

EQUALS

Two weeks of a blogging hiatus. (and surely more)

Two years of waiting.

Two man hands making dinner every night.

Two hundred dollars in groceries that dad can cook.

Two swollen and sore female body parts.

Two more months of puking to look forward to.

Two wishes for twins.

Too old for this.

Too long before he will touch me again.

And two HUGE shout outs for all your prayers.

I had a miscarriage at nine weeks last Spring
and so I hesitate to announce this.
But my readers have been worried,
and you know I will do anything for my readers.
I just couldn’t leave them worried that The Purple People Eater ate me up.
(although his party put me out of commission for a good 24 hours afterward)
And, to tell you the truth, I wasn’t this sick last time.
And it’s just too much energy to hide it.
So, if it doesn’t work out,
you are all invited to mourn with me.
But, for now, be happy that you don’t got two lines!
It ain’t fun in the beginning.
I’ll keep you posted.

Thoughts for the Twilight
So, I have been taking 5 minutes for reading here and there….mostly in the car while waiting in the car line for the kids. I have two pick-ups a day and so that gives me a little time.
I detested the first book from The Twilight Series, but I forged ahead. Unlike everyone else, I loved the second book. I am now reading the last one and am glad I persevered, and I so wish that I could stay up all night and read like I used to…can’t do it.
I was totally freaking out the other day when Alice and Jasper’s stories were told. They so remind me of LG and I. I am a total party crazy person. And LG is a Southern gentleman who has a very uncanny calming affect. I guess we must have met Stephenie Meyer before. She surely used us as her models for her characters!

I was pleased that I passed the test. Go and check it out you Twilight freaks.

I'm a Alice! I found out through TwilightersAnonymous.com. Which Twilight Female Are You? Take the quiz and find out!

You are intelligent, outgoing & stylish. A true girly girl, you love shopping & makeovers. 
Although you are a generous friend, you can be coy, tricky & very persuasive in order to
get your way. You are known to zone out occasionally during conversations, but your
friends forgive you because you are understanding, supportive & know how to throw one
heck of a party!