alice w. gold

Where I reserve the right to be myself, apologize, and evolve.

Menu

Blog
About Alice
InLoveBlog
FunnyBlog
Recipes
- Sugar-free
Book Reviews
Our Daddy’s Gold

Search for:

Fridge Humor

Thanks to Valerie for the e-mail forward.

Advertisements

Share this:

Twitter
Facebook

Like this:

Like Loading...

Related

Posted in Funny, FunnyBlog on March 12, 2009 by alicewgold. 8 Comments

Post navigation

← For my lawyer….

Mormon Temples →

8 comments

♥ Somebody Loved ♥ says:

March 12, 2009 at 7:25 pm

I have seen this…love it.It cracks me up.That is a man taking the message for sure.ToOdLeS.ShEiLa

Reply
Holly says:

March 12, 2009 at 11:40 pm

Have you seen that book that’s called something like, “The things men know about women”…the book has blank pages:o) This should be in there as an example!

Reply
Renee says:

March 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

That’s funny!

Reply
a wynn wynn situation says:

March 14, 2009 at 6:54 pm

HILARIOUS!

Reply
Meg Fee says:

March 16, 2009 at 5:38 am

oh man, I love this!! And I say noisy cereal eaters unite–because you’re right, we all are.

Reply
Lindsey Rose says:

March 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm

that is really funny!

Reply
The Wills Family! says:

March 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm

I love it! Proof that men are a tad dim:)

Reply
Rachael says:

March 21, 2009 at 9:45 pm

too funny.

Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Enter your comment here...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Email (required) (Address never made public)

Name (required)

Website

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change )

You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change )

You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change )

You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Notify me of new comments via email.

Follow Blog via Email

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Writing from my Utility Room

Contact me anytime alice.w.gold@gmail.com

Read by Category

Abandonment Abigail acceptance ADHD African Proverbs Around Town Bella Book Reviews Cali Caroline Church Signs College Comparison Conference Meme Connecting Control Counting Blessings Crafting Crazy Me dear mom Earthlife education English Faith Family Family Photos Fear Forgiveness Friendship Frugality Fun for Kids Funny FunnyBlog Funny Kids Furry Friends games+giveaways Gratitude Guest Posts Happiness Health and Wellness Home Honesty ILaH Vlogs Important Stuff InLoveBlog Inspiring Kindness Lessons from the Trail Letting Go LG Literary Aerie Living my Religion Love Marriage Maximus Mental Health Mormon Doctrine Motherhood Music Musings My Diary My Weakness News and Media Only in Utah Our Daddy's Gold Parenting Perfection Photos Pins Poetry + Writing Positivity Pride Progress Reports Recipes Revelation Series School Scripture Seasonal Selfie Love Shame Shopping Fav's Sophia Southern Living Sugar-free Techy The Dad Life The Extended Golds The Gold Family The Gold Girls The Wills Family Trust USA Video Vulnerability wanderings Womanhood Work YouTube

I'm pretty much a glorified pack mule.

I walked in the door and this gourmet meal was ready in 5 minutes. No joke. Sophia says it smells like her friends houses when their moms cook dinner. Rad. #homechef

I've had a super couple of crazy weeks, and I'm doing my best to get through the end of this semester. Every day is a struggle. But not today! Look what came in the mail. Somebody loves me. Thank you, thank you. You know who you are.

Love me some rain.

This is what I did instead of going to Notre Dame (which everyone is sharing pictures of themselves there - before today's flames.) I'm sad for Notre Dame, and for never being able to see it person before the fire. But, we all know Maximus is the greatest! This boy melts my mama heart. He can be so difficult, but his cuddles, kisses, and "I love you, mom's" are often my fuel to keep trying day after day.

Spring does come.

I took Caroline for some free fun to UVU family safari day, but everything was gone. No stuffed animals. No snacks. No drinks. No balloons. And super long lines for the one thing that was left: balloon animals. So, we looked at the guy talking about snap turtles and mini crocodiles for 5 minutes and then walked around the parking lot finding license plates from different states. This was the winner for the farthest away. Oh Canada! @uvustudentlife @uvustudents @utah.valley.university

Watch out world. Here comes the future of English Education straight from the UVUSchoolofEd training meeting. I love these people. Thanks for posing, guys.

It's all booked down to this. The end of this semester cannot come soon enough.

Thanks to this girl needing a little extra love, I got to skip an hour of homework and go to breakfast at our new favorite breakfast diner.

Spring break day 6&7. General conference weekend going down with the help from some friends and family: MidiCi 🍕, delivered lasagna, some chocolate chip cookies, door-dashed donuts that my kids thought arrived by magic, and general conference chocolate and games. I'm one blessed girl. Caroline and I went to fulfill my last promise for entertainment at Color Me Mine yesterday, and they were too full. So, we put it on a list for later and enjoyed Blickenstaffs instead. And my grades are still holding strong by some miracle, as home life has been pretty stressful lately.

You guys!!!!! I passed the praxis. This was my last major obstacle in becoming a teacher. Thank you all for your prayers.

While we were in the bathroom on campus the other day Caroline asked me for a quarter. I asked her why she needed a quarter, and she said she wanted to buy a napkin. I kindly explained to her that these were not the kind of napkins that she really wanted to buy. I think you could sell anything to a kid if it involves putting a quarter in the machine and turning a handle. #kidsaretheworst

Spring Break Day 4. NickelCity, pizza, and laser tag. This is our favorite family pastime. Now I'm ready for a night of TV because this week has been double-duty trying to keep up with my classes and entertain kids. I'm more exhausted than normal, and I didn't even know that was possible.

Spring Break Day 3 - Homework, work and school with Mom. Tunnel echoes, chikfila campus picnic, frozen yogurt, UVU student center fuzeball air hockey and ping pong (bowling not pictured - Sophia took the kids while I went to class), a ride on UTA back to the other side of campus (they were tired) and we ended with a Nerf battle at A1m arena and a cheap taco. Full dun day! I'm exhausted.

Spring Break day 2 - Wonderpark movie, popcorn popping stop, and Chinese food.#notfree lol

Spring Break day 1. Started with a four-year-old floss and ended with a fire and smores with a library visit in between where I got 10 books for my class library for $14. We're all about the fun that is free.

She did good! So happy for my girl who isn't only uber creative but also smart! I told her I'm taking her 31 on reading and hanging it in my classroom, but she said that was Mr. Negro's doing and not mine. She has to give me some kind of credit for buying her books her whole life.

Spring Break day 1 - wood burning

Yesterday, we had to say goodbye to the best hamster ever. After surviving at least 4 run-ins with the cats by living behind the washer and dryer for days at a time, her demise was the result of the hamster lottery. She had upgraded to a 2-bedroom suite, but didn't seem to remember that there was water through the tunnel, too. Dehydration is all we can figure because she was too young to go. Rest in peace, Mouse.

Goodreads

Blog Archives

Blog Archives

Blog Stats

29,049 hits

Top Posts & Pages

Hopelossness

Advertisements

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy

%d bloggers like this: