Look mom, we put all of the Little Pet Shops in Love Pairs.
Oh yeah, what does it mean if you are in a love pair?
It means you are the same kind and you love each other.
What do you do if you love each other?
I don’t know. Mom, why do always have to talk about sex?
They are just pet shops.
They just stand by each other and love each other.
And we put the spider and the pig together because we only have one spider and one pig.
They just love each other like friends.
They can be Charlotte and Wilber.
So, we aren’t going to have any half pig/half spiders running around.
What would we call that creation?
Piggers or spigs?
Mom, you think you are so funny.
I know I’m not funny. To you. Ha ha.
Dad thinks I’m funny.
That’s only because he’s your love pair.
(And I totally just took literary liberty here with this last sentence)
So, what kind of love pair is this?
Oh the butterfly and caterpillar aren’t a love pair.
The caterpillar is too little.
And, they aren’t married yet, right?
And, I would like to bare my testimony,
You can teach morals to your children at any given time.