Don’t say you brushed your teeth if you really didn’t.
Advice taken from the nifty little booked entitled
Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me
by: Cynthia Copeland Lewis
If your mom tells you that you can only have one treat.
And you really want chocolate AND caramel.
Just buy rolos.
Toads aren’t ugly, they’re just toads.
My two cents:
people who pose kissing toads
Even if you are fenced in
you can choose to be happy about it.
Don’t be so afraid of losing your frisbee
that you never throw it.
If you are feeling trapped
at the dog park,
look for a gate.