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Stalking Jack the Ripper

by Kerri Maniscalco

Kerri Maniscalco is bloody brilliant! I just got done listening to this on audio. The British accented orator was so fun to listen to, but the writing was mesmerizing. The plot kept me wanting more, and the characterization is spot on. I...

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Breakfast on Mars and 37 Other Delectable Essays

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Fortunately, the Milk

by Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman is such a wielding master of the word. Every time you think the story is over, he magically manages to make a connection you know you should have made yourself. SUCH A WONDERFUL short story. I can't wait to share it with my s...

The Wishing Spell

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