How do you like your easter eggs?

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
“Sounds good,” my wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents, ’cause now you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress said.

“You mean I’m going to have to pay more for not having the eggs?” my wife asked, incredulously. “Then I’ll take the special.”

“How do you want your eggs?” asked the waitress.

“Raw, in the shell,” my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.



  1. This is really funny, and I hope that is was okay that I put picts of your girls on the blog, I am going to go back and edit the part about the luau games so i can brag about how good they were at the limbo!

  2. I always have a comment in my head and then come here to write it, and someone has already written it word for word. Then I sit and think of another way I can wrote, “Too funny! I love it!” Alas, my bread is dead and I can think of nothing else!I am excited for the Easter eggs, though!and p.s. thanks for your concern with Dallin. I ended up throwing a bunch of toy trucks in his crib with him and let him cry for 5 minutes before he fell asleep. He’s almost three, so he KNOWS what he wants now…so frusterating!

  3. that’s great! It reminds me of what I really want to do with my easter eggs this year. I think I might blow the white/yolk out through little holes because I am confident that we can eat scrambled eggs better than hard boiled ones. I keep forgetting we’re supposed to decorate those this weekend!

  4. I was just catching up today and LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!! I LOVE YOUR BLOG! I totally needed the laughs today.And if kristen reads this-I thought you had just come up with a new way to say brain dead–and I thought it was hilarious! If you didn’t correct yourself, I would have been none the wiser!

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