This joke is in honor of Knoxville red light cameras and the bladder incontinence that 1/4 mothers experience.
My friend laughed the other day when I told her I have to cross my legs before sneezing or I will pee my pants. She thought I was kidding…I wasn’t. Oh, what a mother sacrifices. My bladder will never be the same.
This joke is called:
Breaking the Speed Limit
A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her.
Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies’ room. Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out. The three cops were standing their waiting for her.
Without batting an eye, she said coyly, “I’ll bet none of you thought I would make it.”
I so understand that and I’ve only had one kid shoot through the hoo haw. Sad. Very sad.
I have done this before, not even kidding. I really have had to go so bad that I was speeding so fast that I would not even have cared if I got pulled over. The life of a woman!
After my 4th child, sneezing, coughing, even laughing too hard is risky! I used to want a trampoline really bad, but not now.
I haven’t experienced that “after baby” pee’s, but did do that a couple times while I was pregnant.
My RS Prez is going in for fix-it surgery next week for this very thing – she will enjoy the story! But she will have to cross her legs. >>Adrienne’s & Loralee’s mom>>PS – I had the surgery too – best thing I ever did!!!