The River Rampage

Abigail: “It was almost time to go home from Dollywood, and I begged dad to go on River Rampage (a water ride) with me. When we got there, Sophia and Bella wanted to go on the ride too, but (you know where we are going with this mom) Mom said, (hm hm hm) ‘No way, you guys are not going on that water ride! You will get wet and cry all the way home’.”

Sophia: “Mom said, ‘Because you will get soaking wet and it is freezing out here’.” (about 50 degrees to be precise) Mom, next time I am going to listen to you when you say not to go because I got soaking wet that time, and I don’t like getting soaking wet. ”

Bella: “I had fun even though it was wet. I liked it even though mom told me not to, but I still liked it even though mom told me not to. So, I went on there with Dad and Abigail and Sophia. I still likedid (her actual pronunciation) it, and I loved it.”

Abigail: “Sophia got in the jackpot seat, and every time we went down a water hill, she was the first to get wet. After the ride, I wanted to go again, and Dad said, ‘I’m not going because I am not getting wet again.’ So, I said, ‘o.k.’ and went by myself. I was proud of myself because I did not get as wet as Sophia. I knew better than to sit in the same seat as Sophia did the last time.”