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I Pray in Faith
Here is one of my favorite songs about prayer.
Actually it’s one of my favorite songs of all time.
I have felt the power of the message while teaching it to many children.
My own and many who belong to my good friends.
I kneel to pray every day.
I speak to Heavenly Father.
He hears and answer me.
When I pray in faith.
I begin by saying Dear Heavenly Father.
I thank him for blessings he sends.
Then humbly I ask him for things that I need
In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
My Little Monsters
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| Artistic Caroline presented by LG’s smartphone. Such a perfect depiction of her almost 2 year old attitude. |
Especially since she just said her ear is hurting.
The power of a painting
Small things
We grow
With you, I grow.
Side by side.
You’re just a sap.
I am too.
Different kinds.
You flourish in the sun and rain.
And I watch.
You dance.
You cry.
You smile.
You laugh.
I watch.
I laugh.
I smile.
I cry.
I dance.
And I flourish.
Without knowing it.
Because I am always watching you.
You are my pride and joy.
Sprouted from my seed.
My best buddy.
Smart.
You are strong.
Straight.
Courageous.
You are my joy.
And my light.
I grew
while watching you grow.
But your growth is
so much greater
than mine.
And that makes me feel
like a sap.
All over again.
Both kinds.
You are my joy.
I keep watching.
And waiting.
Until someday
you will have a sapling of your own.
And then my growth
will become even greater.
Because it will
not just be mine.
But yours.
And your sap’s.
And we will all grow together.
Until we have a forest.
And our joy
will be one.
You and me,
we will be done growing.
But our saplings
we will watch.
Together.
And we will feel
so small.
As small as a seed.
But as small
as we feel,
we will know that
we have great power.
Power as huge as a forest.
Because there will be
so many saplings.
And we will watch.
And smile.
And laugh.
And dance.
And cry.
And grow.
Together.
Forever.
I love you Abigail. My darling darling young woman. You are such a joy to me. And I am so proud to be your mom and your friend.
I’ll take my car with some humor, please.
Legal Assistants
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| Sheena on her wedding day. I stole this photo from her facebook. |
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| Stephanie on her graduation day. She e-mailed me this photo. And gave me permission to use it on my blog. |
When Stephanie was working for LG, her mom showed me a pair of shoes that Stephanie had requested for her birthday. Upon seeing them, I begged her not to wear them to work. No explanation needed. She honored my request. Or didn’t she? I can’t remember. It really didn’t matter. I was just joking with her.
Missionary Tag
At dinner the other night Abigail started telling us about her experience at school with missionary tag. Not a missionary tag that you wear on your lapel, but a game that you play at school.
I was more than curious. The social influence of LDS culture astounds me, and I am now living through the eyes of my children. There was no missionary tag in Tennessee. I found the idea very entertaining, as I knew it had to be a game made up by some Mormon some time in the last 200 year history. I enquired further. So, how do you play missionary tag?
Abigail responded: “well everyone has a partner.”
Oh, yes indeed. Missionary tag was referring to Mormonism. You see, just like the animals in the ark, God sends Mormon missionaries out to testify two by two. Whenever you see a Mormon missionary preaching anywhere in the world, they will always be accompanied by a companion. When I was a Mormon missionary I had a companion in eye’s view every minute of 18 months, except when I was in the bathroom. You would think I would be a better wife after having that kind of training.
In the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established, 2 Corinthians 13:1
Apparently that translates into a school playground game where everyone has a partner.
Before I let Abigail explain any further, I started heckling a bit. Just because that’s what we do.
me: So, you get a partner and then you go and find your bikes.
Abigail: No mom.
me: Oh yeah, that’s lame, not all missionaries have bikes, um, after you get a partner, you kneel down to pray?
Abigail: Mom, you are so lame sometimes.
me: After you get your partner, you run inside and whoever find a Book of Mormon first wins.
Abigail: Are you done yet?
me: After you get your partner, you sing Called to Serve.
Abigail: Mom, I am not going to tell you if you don’t stop.
me: So, you get a partner, and then….
LG: Alice, it’s not funny.
me: really?
LG and Abigail in unison: Really.
awww man. I was laughing. I thought I was hilarious.
Abigail went on to explain the rules of partner tag. But just so you know, in case you ever visit, in Utah, classic partner tag is called Missionary tag. Even a simple little schoolyard game has been inundated with Mormon doctrine…much like many other facets of living in this great state.
Of course I am loving it.























